Seriously, I did't just make that title up. Time.com is running a slide show called "The Top Ten Animal Attacks on Humans". I thought the wording of the title was peculiar. They really don't elaborate on what makes this list the top ten. Is it the ten best animal attacks? Or is it the ten funniest animal attacks? Or the ten most ironic? The ten most gruesome?
Another fine example of sensational journalism... Oh look! And a link!!
The Top 10 Animal Attacks On Humans
Friday, February 26, 2010
Top 10 Animal Attacks on Humans...
Labels: animal attacks, death, killer whale, mauling, orca, sea world, trainer
Posted by Michael at 6:39 PM
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Having viewed the relevant sources, and myself been known to violently attack humans, I believe the headline intended to read "Top 10 MOST DESERVED Animal Attacks on Humans." The photos clearly show innocent-looking animals who obviously do not belong in captivity. If the Killer Whale was intended to jump hoops for fish, it would have WINGS instead of fucking FINS!!!! Maybe having a PET SIBERIAN TIGER in fucking SAN FRANCISCO is a BAD IDEA!!! Animal pwnage, woooo!!!!
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