To Blog, or Not to Blog....

If you are looking for an entertaining, new blog, you are in the wrong place. The search for blogtastic inspiration has driven me down the winding road from which, there is no return.

In a crazed attempt to amuse mostly myself, I have scoured the internet’s countless memes, inside jokes, farces, and rumors. All I have found is that I have become a walking repository of useless information.

In an attempt to unload this massive burden onto you, the reader, I have been considering a few ideas for upcoming changes in my blog.

First of all, there is this horrendous, self important title. The Electron Theory? What the hell does that even mean? Well, the electron theory in reality is a series of principles which govern the behavior of electrons. Beyond that, I just thought it sounded cool at the time…And it was a way to tie in my chosen profession with a completely unrelated blog.

I have thought about changing the name of this blog since its inception. “Blog Salad” came to mind, since I tend to throw in a variety of topics. The problem with that name however, is that salad and I are sworn mortal enemies.

“Blog Potpourri” also came to mind, for the same reason as “Blog Salad.” While I don’t have the same profound hatred of potpourri, The name still didn’t strike a chord with me.

I also figured that since a lot of so-called “experts” say we do our most inspired thinking in the morning, and I specifically do my best thinking during my morning grunt, I thought “The Log Blog” would be a fitting choice.

I could even have a catchy subtitle: Digesting The Internet, So You Don’t Have To

Or I could just play this Richard Simmons Soundboard Prank...