Not Swine Flu.... A New Livestock Related Danger Lurks

This real photo, taken by a redneck in Wisconsin, shows a very confused mammal of the bovine persuasion being levitated into an awaiting spacecraft. The cow known as "Maybell", was sadly lost this spring and was never seen or heard from again.

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Laying on the kitchen table of his modest farmhouse, this photograph serves as a grim reminder to LeeRoy Darrell Maynard, as well as the rest of us, of the thousands of cows and other livestock that have been lost to senseless alien abduction.

Are they intergalactic pranksters, or just dairy lovers? To L.D. Maynard, it doesn't matter. After he finishes his breakfast, his old, leathery eyes swell with tears as they fall upon another, somewhat ironic, reminder of better times.