Iran insists its nuke program is peaceful, Israel offers to oblige.

In an unprecedented show of goodwill, Israel has offered to assist Iran with its nuclear aspirations. The statement came just after Iran announced that its newly disclosed enrichment facilities were not yet capable of operating at full capacity. Israeli officials speaking on the condition of anonymity indicated that the Jewish state would be willing to supply Iran with enough enriched uranium to “power a million homes for a million years.”

Below is an artist’s depiction of an Iranian family enjoying the benefits of nuclear energy.