And The Award for Worst Hobby Ever Goes To...

Chubby Naked Dancer

Police are looking for a man who sneaks into people's yards and dances in the nude. Witnesses say that he is unarmed. But the culprit insists that he was just cold.

If you see him... Well if you see him it's too late.

In unrelated chubby guy news...

This man is very, very flexible.

The award for "Sweetest Ink" also goes the the winner of the award for "Biggest Dipshit"




This guy wins because he has put some combination of the words, "Mr.", "Cool", and "Ice" no fewer than seven times on his upper body alone.

Was this an attempt to promote a newly opened snow-cone stand? If it is, I believe that stand will be located somewhere in the Aryan nation.

Leave it to guys like this to make the white supremacist movement look strangely ironic.